The most classic example of the schema donna-dubbi/uomo-nulla, we have it in the case of breastfeeding. I recently participated in a discussion on a blog talking about this : psychological torture to which millions of women undergo when they breastfeed. I have children who happen on the fly. Who has not, now I will explain. Then, you have just given birth, it is as if he had run the marathon in New York. Only after the marathon, when you reach the finish line back at the hotel, you make a one-hour massage and go to sleep for the following 12. Then you have breakfast and go out for shopping. After delivery the other hand, if you'd like a whirlpool, places you your son in my arms because they say it is good for the child and mother feel stuck, and you've just read about the daughter who murdered their parents and think that maybe it was because the newborn has not slept in bed with his mother. So you keep the baby on him. Would you like to go to the bathroom, would you sleep, you want a ham sandwich, but nothing, can not. Shopping do not speak either. At that moment you realize that your life is gone forever. Sure, it only ended the life that you did before, now they have a more beautiful and rewarding, you know that you have given meaning to your existence, you'll always feel full and satisfied, the children give you satisfaction and infinite love. But these are considerations that come only later, with time. Meanwhile, a few hours of birth, would only be in New York. Even just to have breakfast. But the breakfast should do your child, you should stick to breast feed. Sounds easy eh? That is, the women do when they were monkeys. They do all mammals. Even the platypus, that after spawning, they choose to breastfeed. And that's where you feel not alone. You make us realize that breastfeeding is not an issue between you and your son, but a question of all. Because everyone will have something to say about breastfeeding. And usually things are never positive. Started in hospital when the representative of the League of milk (Which is usually also a midwife) tells you how to position the baby correctly and tells you the First Big Rule of breastfeeding: There is no best food of breast milk for the baby. This is followed by the First Great Corollary to the Rule of breastfeeding: the powdered milk is poison. You do not have time to try the first impression of your child that feeds you, that you immediately take him away for weighing. And usually, when you bring him back, there are never good news: "Madam, your son has had a significant weight loss." What if you are not sufficiently balanced and does not have sufficient mastery of lexical comprehension, you might as well be a hit: "What did TOOK MY SON?? "No, that was when he was born he weighed 4.350 kg and now weighs 3.800 (the references are not purely random: quote data lived). This is normal, because when he was in the belly, the baby was constantly nourished by the blood of the mother, and once gone, they took (uncut) cock. And then the milk to the mothers is just after about 72 hours. First there's this thing called colostrum, which, I mean, the name itself ... But that is not milk. Just as eggs are not lumpfish caviar. In short, it is obvious that the baby weight loss. Will retrieve it, you think you confident. Meanwhile the hospital after learning the first great rule of breastfeeding, with its corollary, you discover that when they bring your child to do the canonical visits, give him a well partake of milk powder, because "he had the weight loss." In practice, according to what you said the representative of the League of milk, the poison. After a couple of days back home, and you've already lost control of the issue of breastfeeding.
Now the mothers are divided into two categories: those who are breastfeeding and those with no problems with breastfeeding problems. What problems?
- The baby is feeding poorly and you are the fissures (of the kind of bleeding wounds, that even the new shoes without socks you procure)
- The baby is feeding well, but there remains for hours and when the breaks, screaming like a suckling pig
- The baby is feeding well, but there is little and not growing
- You have to go back to work
The single answer to this, the simple answer, in short, the male would be: milk powder. End the suffering, the end of the crying, the end of hunger, end of the problem. But you are now given the Second World Rule of breastfeeding: it takes patience, perseverance and resistance to pain. First Corollary to the Second Rule: There are women who do not have enough milk. According to Corollary to the Second Rule: If you're a bad mother breast-feed. The history of the work instead, we cut directly out of any discussion.
So there you are, home alone, while your partner has taken over his life forever and then you realize that's just your life, it's over. Try to breastfeed, however, that this creature cries, you feel dissatisfied and even a very well. Think of the milk powder, it would be faster, painless and satisfying the hunger of the child, but you're holding. As if I had thought of killing him. In fact, you thought that too. And you look for comfort in magazines, on the forum, among the people. Everyone is very prodigal of advice. Even those who have never had children. But you can not make up your mind. Like when you choose the clothes to go to work . Then, thankfully, the survival instinct takes over, and a liberating "Fuck you" do your head. Some opt for the resistance to the death (or his child) and some to choose a bottle. And he goes for a bell'idromassaggio with the child. I am one of those. I said fuck you to the League of milk, midwife fuck, fuck the internet forums, fuck all those who tell you that "Breastmilk is the best food that exists for the child." Why assume that is even better than the fruit of your garden without fertilizers and pesticides, but if you have a vegetable garden, the fruit you buy at the supermarket and nobody is saying that you are poisoning your child. Who knows why. Then you also mind the place, and if you think it was invented the figure of the nurse, who work as a nurse the children of others, there will be a reason. Perhaps some other women before us have had problems with breastfeeding? Maybe once without the nurses, there were children who died? And perhaps, without the powdered milk, there would be today. This
for my first child. For the second has been a breeze. Even before he was born I bought two boxes of milk powder, which then, ironically, I did not need, until they are reunited, and were excluded from this type of discussion.
Then you look around, and discover that even those who have done all the things that were done, those who have followed all the great rules and their corollaries, are not undisputed. Type because they have chosen to breastfeed beyond the first six months of the child. As if there was a third great rule of breastfeeding: okay, you give your child your milk, but enough is enough, heh. On what basis is not known. As if this prodigious milk in the long run hurt. What are you doing? Expires?
Well, in all this, amid speculations, doubts, and suffering physical and psychological suffering, the man looks at you with amazement and bewilderment and seems to be asking "Why?" And indeed we should also ask ourselves. Because man is a simple creature, and should be a bit 'more even the woman.
End of second part.
Now the mothers are divided into two categories: those who are breastfeeding and those with no problems with breastfeeding problems. What problems?
- The baby is feeding poorly and you are the fissures (of the kind of bleeding wounds, that even the new shoes without socks you procure)
- The baby is feeding well, but there remains for hours and when the breaks, screaming like a suckling pig
- The baby is feeding well, but there is little and not growing
- You have to go back to work
The single answer to this, the simple answer, in short, the male would be: milk powder. End the suffering, the end of the crying, the end of hunger, end of the problem. But you are now given the Second World Rule of breastfeeding: it takes patience, perseverance and resistance to pain. First Corollary to the Second Rule: There are women who do not have enough milk. According to Corollary to the Second Rule: If you're a bad mother breast-feed. The history of the work instead, we cut directly out of any discussion.
So there you are, home alone, while your partner has taken over his life forever and then you realize that's just your life, it's over. Try to breastfeed, however, that this creature cries, you feel dissatisfied and even a very well. Think of the milk powder, it would be faster, painless and satisfying the hunger of the child, but you're holding. As if I had thought of killing him. In fact, you thought that too. And you look for comfort in magazines, on the forum, among the people. Everyone is very prodigal of advice. Even those who have never had children. But you can not make up your mind. Like when you choose the clothes to go to work . Then, thankfully, the survival instinct takes over, and a liberating "Fuck you" do your head. Some opt for the resistance to the death (or his child) and some to choose a bottle. And he goes for a bell'idromassaggio with the child. I am one of those. I said fuck you to the League of milk, midwife fuck, fuck the internet forums, fuck all those who tell you that "Breastmilk is the best food that exists for the child." Why assume that is even better than the fruit of your garden without fertilizers and pesticides, but if you have a vegetable garden, the fruit you buy at the supermarket and nobody is saying that you are poisoning your child. Who knows why. Then you also mind the place, and if you think it was invented the figure of the nurse, who work as a nurse the children of others, there will be a reason. Perhaps some other women before us have had problems with breastfeeding? Maybe once without the nurses, there were children who died? And perhaps, without the powdered milk, there would be today. This
for my first child. For the second has been a breeze. Even before he was born I bought two boxes of milk powder, which then, ironically, I did not need, until they are reunited, and were excluded from this type of discussion.
Then you look around, and discover that even those who have done all the things that were done, those who have followed all the great rules and their corollaries, are not undisputed. Type because they have chosen to breastfeed beyond the first six months of the child. As if there was a third great rule of breastfeeding: okay, you give your child your milk, but enough is enough, heh. On what basis is not known. As if this prodigious milk in the long run hurt. What are you doing? Expires?
Well, in all this, amid speculations, doubts, and suffering physical and psychological suffering, the man looks at you with amazement and bewilderment and seems to be asking "Why?" And indeed we should also ask ourselves. Because man is a simple creature, and should be a bit 'more even the woman.
End of second part.
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